1. Oy.

    1. AL: But he was cute!
    2. Me: Eh. I guess. I wasn't really into him.
    3. AL: Why not? You can't tell me you didn't think he was cute.
    4. Me: I don't know. He was cute. But he kind of reminded me a little of Brandon Davis--which was not so cute.
    5. AL: You're telling me that you didn't give him your number because, in some indecipherable, vague, undefined way, he reminded you of a person you've never met??
    6. Me: Um...
    7. AL: God help you.