1. Movie Theatre Popcorn—Never Again.

    I just got home from seeing Juno at the local movie theatre on 23rd Street around the corner from my apartment. Out of idle curiosity, I googled “how many calories in a large tub of movie theatre popcorn.” The answer? 1200-1600 CALORIES AND, LIKE, A GAZILLION GRAMS OF FAT!!!! That is pure evil!! It’s equivalent to three full meals! I am never going near the stuff again. EW.