I think every single male I know is watching football, eating wings, and screaming inanely at various television screens across the city right now. Every single male. Meanwhile, the girls I’ve spoken to today are (a) contemplating a spa day, (b) wanting to go see 27 Dresses, (c) getting a manicure, (d) reading Why Men Love Bitches (ha!!), and (e) writing (that would be me).
Ah, the oceans of difference between the sexes never fail to amuse! The dude who wrote Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus hit the nail right on the head, that’s for sure. But I guess that’s part of the beauty of relationships. Everything I love about men (their chivalrous behavior, their physical strength, their emotional simplicity, and, yes, their unflagging love of sports and “boy’s time”) are exactly the things that make them so different from women.
