1. Me: I just got home from a pretty awesome 9-hour date.
    2. J: That's great--you must kind of like him. You usually get bored after a couple of hours. Where'd he take you?
    3. Me: Out for brunch at this place where a bluegrass band was playing. I had grits. And biscuits with gravy. That was really exciting. And then we went to this chocolate place with fresh, hot, melted fondue over vanilla gelato cream puffs. And then we slept for, like, four hours. Then we went to dinner.
    4. J: So, basically you ate and slept all day long.
    5. Me: Um....yeah.
    6. J: Okay. Well, wanna go out tonight?
    7. Me: No, I'm exhausted.
    8. J: From what??
    9. Me: Eating so much. And...um...sleeping.
    10. J: Shut up and get dressed. We're going out.