1. At the first bachelorette party I’ve ever attended—Rachel (the gorgeous blond) is the first of my close girlfriends to get married. We’re eating dinner at Esperanto. Needless to say, this is before things got “Super Messy and Not Stellar At All” approximately two hours later.

    At the first bachelorette party I’ve ever attended—Rachel (the gorgeous blond) is the first of my close girlfriends to get married. We’re eating dinner at Esperanto. Needless to say, this is before things got “Super Messy and Not Stellar At All” approximately two hours later.