1. 12:30 19th Mar 2008

    L Train?

    1. Me: So I'm thinking about a new neighborhood...
    2. J: Where?
    3. Me: South Williamsburg.
    4. J: What?! Why? We'll never see you again!
    5. Me: Because I'm on page 34 of a book I bought two months ago.
    6. J: So?
    7. Me: So I never thought I'd be that person. The person who buys books but doesn't have time to read them.
    8. J: What does that have to do with South Williamsburg?
    9. Me: It's calmer there. It's quieter and more open. Maybe it'll give me space and time and room to breath. I think I need a little more peace.
    10. J: You're having a birthday crisis. Step away from the ledge.
    11. Me: Um. I'm not near a ledge.
    12. J: You're considering leaving Manhattan. I call that a ledge.