1. Fashion Week Schedule for Today, 9/9

    Here’s the rundown on today:

    9 am: Cynthia Steffe

    10 am: Matthew Williamson

    11 am: Monique Lhuillier

    12 pm: Derek Lam (backstage interview)

    1 pm: Derek Lam show

    2 pm: Betsey Johnson

    3 pm: Dennis Basso

    4 pm: Marc by Marc Jacobs

    5 pm: swallow as many sugar-based substances as humanly possible, as I will undoubtedly be starving and delirious by this time

    6 pm: Max Azria

    7 pm: Edun/VBS.TV presentaion

    9 pm: Y-3 SoHo party

    10 pm: Prada party

    11 pm: binge on late-night Chinese food

    I am so screwed.